12 May 2011 @ 11:15 pm

So this morning I started off like


My wallet got pump-jacked, I hadn't had my coffee, I was late to work (two minutes, but still), and the phones would not stop doing this

while I was trying to prep our driver and get him out the door.

Then our accounting software went

and our network server went

and our IT people went

and Lady Boss and I went

and then customers started going

and then the accounting software went

and the electricity went

and our customers went

and we went

and then our printer said

and so I was like

and then my boss gave me a raise.